why not call the lawyers now?

worst of all the bluray players and hddvd players
are now less than $500 and headed to $300
and I keep imagining a disc called "Naked Babes Save the Planet"
with the subtitle of "The Killer Women from BadTV, Volume 1, 2008"
and think why aren't I calling lawyers right now today to ask for the cash needed for equipment and rent for 6 months
maybe sell a little soul in exchange or at least some intellectual property