Secret Ingredient: Lynette L. from Bratislava

Lynette, red chair, yellow shop. 

Coming soon as Frat Boy Poison's covergirl.

In the Imperial City for the summer, Lynette calls me and asks if I can manage a shot of her without her famous freckles. She's a pinup star on the Net, out of Slovakia, where I have a strangely solid reputation. Always looking to kill thirty birds with a single pebble, I am promoting her as the face of a shampoo. (Yes, that shampoo, from so long ago!)